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Misophonia: when sufferers are full of sound and fury
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Orlando massacre survivor: 'the guilt of being alive is heavy'
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What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil
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I bet firemen super-bidet each other when they're bored.
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Mississippi school finds no evidence principal cut student's hair without permission (update)
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Anti-trump protesters scale crane near white house, urge public to 'resist'
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Kansas city man predicts esurance super bowl commercial winner before announcement
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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
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No, i don't hate you. i promise. cross my heart and hope you die.
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I tried to catch some fog... but i mist.
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The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. nothing beats his meat!
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What do you call alcohol distilled by the avengers' enemies? hydra-gin
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Why you should spiral cut your wiener for the best hot dogs
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This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. really????
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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? because it's head is so far away from it's body.
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An instagram worth a thousand likes: what our photos are really saying about us
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If hillary clinton and donald drumpf are in a boat and it capsizes. who survives? america.
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13 things i'm tired of hearing when people find out i don't drink
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What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? a'merkin
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? virgin mobile! xd
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Here's evidence floyd mayweather and conor mcgregor actually love each other
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Aid worker who narrowly escaped syria injured in istanbul attack
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Traces of ancient jerusalem famine seen in cooking-related artifacts found in cistern
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Daddy what is a transvestite? ask your mommy he knows it.
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If this anti-gay pundit gets his way, you'll start using the word 'garriage'
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3 ways to spend more time with your family without quitting your job
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What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? pretty fucking funny.
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What do you call a circus full of mean people? a jerkus.
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Kellyanne conway compares 'alternative facts' to that best picture oscar mix-up
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Bayard rustin: honoring america's 'lost prophet' on his 100th birthday
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New study links hearing loss with depression risk
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A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. it came to blows.
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Why a woman doesn't make sense to a man... actually they make 77 cents to a man.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. snore and you sleep alone
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Group supporting joe biden amps up hiring in hopes of 2016 run
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A masochist walked into a bar but he was okay with it
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10 reasons why you're more susceptible to identity theft during the holidays
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Q: how does al gore spell potato? a: t-a-t-e-r.
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Billy eichner wants to see your best touchdown dance
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A man overdosed on viagra his wife took it very hard
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#cyborgtrumpproblems aims to find donald trump's major malfunction
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I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
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Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. he wants to make america grate again.
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World's most patient dog poses with food, looks positively adorable
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Patagonia boycotts major event in utah over gop push to undo conservation effort
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My motto in life is always give 100%. which makes blood donation quite tricky.
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The perfect knock knock joke knock knock who's there? i eat mop. i eat mop who?
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Why is james bond a terrible motivational speaker? because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
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Virginia mclaurin danced with the obamas, but she can’t get photo id
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Trump responds to father of killed american soldier, can’t name a single sacrifice
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Group assignments person: i have an idea me: so did hitler
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Australia man hails drag queens as 'angels' after they fight off his homophobic attackers
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I'm so old i remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn.
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People already have a lot to say about hillary 2016
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My chest hair connected with connected with my armpit my hair is really going places
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What changes the more popular it gets hillary clinton's views
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This shelter dog stopped eating because no one wanted him
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The best english muffin in the world is in napa valley
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What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes? the black person.
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Why was cinderella thrown off the basketball team? she ran away from the ball.
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Keke palmer slays her cover of beyoncé's 'love on top'
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If tumblr was edible it would have alot of trans fat
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Lest we forget why gay men love britney and madonna
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Science and religion quotes: what world's greatest scientists say about god
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Baby liam karpiuk's millennium falcon pays tribute to 'star wars', han solo (photos)
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How do you make a dog go meow? freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. meeeoww!!
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Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
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Holychild wants 'brat pop' to save the world
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Uber, lyft drivers discriminate based on race, gender, study finds
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Hawaii legalized same-sex marriage 6 months ago -- guess what's happened since
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Tom brady says gisele bundchen told him to shut up about politics
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These dads are going above and beyond to support breastfeeding
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What did the victims of a month-delayed april fool's prank feel? dismay.
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Miami-dade will abandon 'sanctuary' immigration policies after trump order, mayor says
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Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/jokes? because jokes are the white man's burden.
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Incoming missouri state rep just accused her future colleague of rape
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The intriguing case of the russian the americans wanted but that armenia wouldn't turn over
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This conservative senator is trying to woo progressives with bills he says restrict trump
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New rules and research mark a coming of age for workplace health
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This earth day, make healthy food swaps that are good for you and the planet
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There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... ...just not very many of them.
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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread! now he's toast
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How to combat summer learning loss (hint: it's not math camp)
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What does an lgbt couple do to show affection? embruce
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Three people killed at colorado abortion clinic sounds like a slow day to me
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Viola davis celebrated her oscars win in sneakers like a boss
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The biggest mistake you're probably making in your bathroom
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Inside the gop effort to draft an independent candidate to derail trump
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How do you starve a black person? hide their welfare check under their work boots.
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'sesame street' hurricane episode set to air post-sandy
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Snoop dogg is developing a show for hbo
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Is genetic testing for breast cancer right for you?
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This is why the beyhive is mad at emma watson
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Avn's best actress award goes too... you acting pussy like a chick in a porn film.
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Bernie sanders: 'the business model of wall street is fraud'
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I tried to write a song about a fajita.... but it turned into a wrap.
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Lack of diversity in tech makes it difficult to override russian fake news
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We tried it: maria sharapova's new year's crush workout
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The only website a computer with internet explorer will ever see http://www.google.com/chrome gg
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What do you get if you cross an egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? toot and car man.
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