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The enemy is within, not without: make love not war
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How trump’s budget would hurt kids – and u.s. workers
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Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)
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I like my women like my chicken... white meat only.
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Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue
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Lupita nyong'o's pearl oscar dress has been fake this whole time
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North west can't even take a bath without kanye trying to make it art
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Nasa aircraft spots mysterious circles in remote arctic sea ice
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An 'african gang crisis' in melbourne is roiling australian politics
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The things they really don't tell you when you have a baby
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My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself
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Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports
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I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers but the cashier keeps putting it back.
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Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!
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Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)
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Yes grandma, i'm almost positive arachnophobia is not the fear of people from iraq
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The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?
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What weighs 20 times a north korean? kim jong un.
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Twitter goes over capacity more than kirstie alley's home elevator.
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Shaun livingston just threw down the biggest dunk of the nba finals
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What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs? the pga tour.
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I have sex almost every day! almost on monday, almost on tuesday, almost on wednesday...
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender
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Jaw-dropping apartments on an abandoned bridge will blow you away (photos)
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The four scariest words any husband can hear are guess what today is?
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A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.
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What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.
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Sales tax holidays lose luster in some states
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Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
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Water is life at standing rock: students respond to dapl
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4 ways to stay sane at the table
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Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.
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Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead
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What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.
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He who laughs last is probably just really high.
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Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia
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Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday
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Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice
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What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.
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Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!
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Meet the man trying to bring gay bathhouses back in style
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Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities
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Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington
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Why does this bottle of body wash have directions printed on it
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a u-turn on a highway in the us? welcome to louisiana
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Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? he woke up.
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Ryan steele, 'five dances' and 'matilda' star, joins #sharethemattress video series
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2017: the beginning of the era of disruption
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Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road
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#fivewordstoruinajobinterview reveals what never to say when applying for work
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Kristen wiig's surprise lady can't contain her excitement in hilarious 'snl' skit
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Age 5 is not too early to learn your child might be transgender
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Mothers don’t need greeting cards and chocolate—we need real reform
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You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old
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Trevor noah uses destiny's child to make the case for obamacare
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Stunning nike ad dubs serena williams the 'greatest athlete ever'
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Here's what's at stake for women this election
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Skip the gym today? you may be healthier for it
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What did the hobo say to the prostitute? hey girl, i'd sleep in that box.
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Where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives
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What do you call a hooker with no limits? your mom.
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My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.
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Race is at the heart of the new faith-driven environmental justice
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I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?
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A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 his dad replies: $10!?!... what do you need $5 for?
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Video breaks down why machismo isn't synonymous with latino men
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Donald trump sure likes making fun of boxing. what with all the lightweight insults
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Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.
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'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers
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Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?
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What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.
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My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.
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What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early
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On the a w/souleo: the sports world could learn from derek fordjour's artworks
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I have but one question why did curiousity kill the cat?
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Prince william says what we're all thinking about work stress
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Snacks from the '90s we love and miss
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Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien
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Double limb transplants are so expensive they cost an arm and leg
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Tiffany haddish on sexual harassment in comedy: 'it was constant defending and battling'
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New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)
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Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication
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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool
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Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.
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Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's
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How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world
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Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)
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Afro-textured hair: beautiful and magical or nappy heads in need of perminators?
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The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children
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Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads
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Less healthy americans were more likely to vote trump, research finds
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Turns out chimps don't like being spied on
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How do you separate the men from the boys in greece? with a crowbar.
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Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'
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Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.
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Planned parenthood apologizes for statements in undercover video
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Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible
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So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out
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Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.
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