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What would jesus actually do? probably ban nail guns
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Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives.
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Landscape photo contest winners capture earth's varied beauty
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Beauty in truth: alice walker, citizen of the world
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59 days until christmas. i better start untangling the lights.
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Whats small,green and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs dick !
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Meet the first ufc fighter to wear a turban to a match
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Jeb bush will appear on stephen colbert's first 'late show'
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Why did it take so long for americans to beat germany in ww2? they weren't russian.
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Woman says she was fired for getting beat up by her boyfriend. she's not alone
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10 ways to support your gay kid, whether you know you have one or not
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My favourite punchline is in the joke i tell blind people. they never see it coming.
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What's the difference between ray charles and ray rice? ray charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.
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Chobani sues alex jones for posting vicious fake news stories
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'la 92' looks back at the rodney king protests 25 years later
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Get a womb! - me when i see two babies making out.
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What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? nice tits, bitch.
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More cops in schools means more black kids in the criminal justice system
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Is it considered a threesome if i jack off with both hands?
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School kids in sudan narrowly escape bombing of catholic school
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Weekend roundup: is china outpacing mexico on the rule of law?
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Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are
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Americans really don't want trump to sabotage obamacare, poll finds
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Iheartradio music awards winners include taylor swift, adele and justin bieber
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Why did the hipster burn his fingers? because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
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I've been told i'm condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)
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What do you call someone with a successful life? certainly not me.
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11 amazing things you can do with ramen noodles
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Turkish president gains upper hand in power struggle
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So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. finally
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George takei and half of twitter make the same joke about russia and oscar night
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Tracee ellis ross and anthony anderson to host the 2016 bet awards
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Life is a highway: 5 questions to guide your way
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You won't believe what these 'drag race' dress recreations are made of
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A look behind steven spielberg's falling skies, one of the best sci-fi shows in years
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Senators rip obama's 'flexible' interpretation of international drug controls
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Lady: he's so mysterious lady2: i wonder what he's thinking
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I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between
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Kelly osbourne apologizes for racist comment, says 'i'd hate me too'
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He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by daniel dave lewis.
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What do you with 365 used rubbers? turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
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Eer booze and fun!' 'warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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Hillary clinton proposes $10 billion plan to fight addiction
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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common? no ballroom.
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What is the only bent straight line? its one direction of course.
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Painted elephants and the pink city of jaipur (photos)
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Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? they want to keep the right to bear arms.
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A clock wrote a book critics say its about time
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If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.
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How do you silence a group of women? bring out your camera.
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What did god say to the cheese that sinned? gouda hell.
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Ikea australia's response to kanye west's collaboration request is absolutely perfect
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Rep. danny davis' grandson fatally shot in chicago
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Good news, wizards! j.k. rowling reveals hogwarts is free
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Winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years
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How cambodian americans can fight the model minority myth
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What's a jedi's favorite brand of vodka? skyy. only sith deal in absolut.
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I turned into a transformer last night... and boy are my arms tires
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I went to a paraplegic fundraiser it was crawling with pussy
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What if deja vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?
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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? terrified !
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Why were the bakers hands brown? because he was kneading a shite
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Craft of the day: leopard print mouse pad
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Dj's boyfriend steve will appear on 'fuller house'
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The one area of our lives where we need to be more mindful
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Dallas police is hiring as of friday morning they have 5 positions to fill
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2 asian's walk into a bar, barman asks why the same face!
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I asked a female moderator why i couldn't post images on r/jokes... i have a boyfriend!
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The 10 american cities with the most bakeries per capita
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Want to help heal the world? start by sharing your health data
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The hiring guru: meir ezra and good people
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Why did brazil lose the world cup? weak back.
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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? drop the base.
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Baby deserves a clean stroller: how to get yours looking like new
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10 tips for being a better running teammate
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Any drug is a gateway drug if you do it while standing in a gateway
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'the most popular politician on earth' is fighting to save his legacy -- and his future
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Fajita poop, fajita poop! how dreadful are thy splashes!
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Buying an apple gadget? here are 10 things you should know
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I'm teaching my 2 year old about currency so i can figure out what coin she just swallowed.
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What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) a hip pop. happy fathers day!
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82-year-old grandmother rides to raise money for aids
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Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone.
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Doing the right thing: the 5 c's of leadership in higher education
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The countries that will win the most olympic medals: 24/7 wall st.
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You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. usa! usa!
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Husband: sorry. that was meant to go to someone else.
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An open letter to my health insurance company
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Outrage of the month: house passage of trumpcare
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What did indira gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 sikhs
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I wonder how long it took lincoln to decide that just saying 87 years wasn't nearly hip enough.
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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist bastard.
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What did one wall say to the other wall? let's meet up in the corner.
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Road trip usa: hoagy carmichael, st. louis, and a wet (and dry) st. paddy's day
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Calculators may be ugly on the outside but its what's on the inside that counts.
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Bedding the farmer: at greenmarkets, lust blooms among the rutabagas
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you pick up anything with that?
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Two guys decided to rob a calender from a calender store they each got six months
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How donald trump proves the equal time rule is a joke
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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!
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