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A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the uk.
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How do crazy people go through the forest? they take the psycho path.
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U.s. officials launch a zika travel advisory for southeast asia
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Nakoula basseley nakoula, man linked to anti-islam film, taken in for questioning
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Adele announces plans for another baby at the end of her tour
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What do you call minecraft in germany? nein-craft!
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I like my women like i like my coffee. given away for free at an alcoholics anonymous meeting.
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A secessionist and a black nationalist join forces after charlottesville
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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly? because they're trying asbestos they can.
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Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? no? well he didn't see you either.
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What do music producers eat for breakfast? fruity loops
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There are 3 types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't.
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What if lady gaga was half irish, half japanese? rady o'gaga
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What the holidays are like after divorce, according to kids who've been there
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Did you hear willie nelson got run over? he was playing on the road again.
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A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway.
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Watch 15 years of earthquakes rock the planet
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Girl said that she would do anything for 5$ guess who just got their car washed.
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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? i trussed you.
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If i was ever in prison i'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover
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What do women and spotify ads have in common? they're both annoying and want your money.
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What do all rioters have in common? youth
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Meet my good friend 50 cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 pounds
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The significance of the cherry blossom: from beloved tree to cultural icon
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Bill hudson says oliver and kate hudson are 'dead' to him
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The 10 things you need to watch if you missed nba all-star weekend
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243 you asked for it :d edit: holy hell this one actually got some attention.
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I'm not sure if i heard a bootleg firecracker... or a pound of dynamite.
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Ashley graham nabs her second vogue cover in 3 months
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Spike lee gets very heated at kickstarter criticism (video)
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Floyd mayweather jr., t.i. involved in 'chair-tossing brawl'
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Ben carson used his closing statement to spread a fake stalin quote
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Cosmetology school was a real letdown. anyone wanna buy a spacesuit?
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We are the naked emperor: on not wanting to know what we know
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Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes i can stop any time i want.
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Is weight gain a deterrent to quitting smoking?
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? barack obama's tie
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My parents were shot and killed in an alley feelsbatman
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'aqua teen hunger force forever' will be the show's final season
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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? i don't cry when i'm cutting up the hooker
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Narrowly-divided fda panel votes to modify avandia restrictions
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Evil tuna did you hear about the evil tuna? he was rotten to the albacore.
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Random sunsets around the world - part 6, northern europe - sinking low on the looney front
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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls? sparky
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How many calories does avoiding eye contact burn?
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Want to reward your brain? get off the couch
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1+1=3 it does take about 9 months though
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Why sleeping in just makes you more tired
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New york fashion week fall 2012: kristin chenoweth loves 'smash,' shopping at gap kids
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What is romeo and juliet's favorite fruit? cantaloupe.
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How many palindromes do i know of? not a ton
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This is what a perfect free kick looks like
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Listen up! my favorite americana discoveries of 2014
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Why we need to redefine 'having it all'
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Gps for the soul review: one user declares 'soul located'
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Natalie wood's cause of death changed from 'accident' to 'undetermined'
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Have you heard about this? it's a pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing.
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My gilfriend is like pokemon go servers. unreliable edit: bad spelling in title
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Epa engaged in 'covert propaganda' by promoting clean water rule: gao
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What the hell hollywood? i've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood.
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Indiana voters make picks in house, state legislature races
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I'm such a crastinator... i'm way too busy redditing to go pro!
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I'm selling my talking parrot. why? because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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A friend and i got into a fight on a ski lift. it was an uphill battle.
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Woman plunges 6 feet down open new jersey cellar
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*gets crushed by a bus* *checks to see if phone is intact*
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'snl' takes on sexist super bowl stereotypes in the best way
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Republicans' letter to iran violates at least the spirit of the constitution
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For $10, new york city students see ‘hamilton’ and rap for lin-manuel miranda
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Man quits job to become full-time 'pokemon go' player
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Memphis pride reaches beyond beale street despite grizzlies losing season
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Police officer: why were you speeding? women driver: i was late for traffic school.
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Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools.
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2 sentenced to death in bangladesh for killing blogger
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1 dead, 3 hurt in stabbing on ut austin campus
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How having friends who do yoga has helped me
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What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? an orphan.
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Titanic: deeper life lessons than 'just' young love
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I get bi with a little help from my friends.
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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? a simple game of hopscotch: me v. yo mama
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Whats the diffrence between hitler and usain bolt? one can acctualy finish a race
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Why is hitler vegetarian because he burnt all his meat!
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Police asked brussels residents not to tweet about lockdown, so they shared cat photos instead
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The amazing way this nfl team just stepped up for mental health
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Why does voldemort have flat face? he ran into wrong wall at train station
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I was going through my nieces socks and underwear. it got awkward when she started giggling
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Did you hear about the time pontius pilate got really drunk? he ended up nailing jesus.
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A gingerbread man veteran ...lost his legs in 'nom
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Lauren graham pays tribute to 'gilmore girls' dad edward herrmann
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Meet rand paul's man in this key 2016 state
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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? a big stinker!
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5 ways to put fall leaves to work in your garden
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When my son met another out lgbtq kid on the first day of middle school
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Why were the boy and girl melons depressed? because they can't elope.
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Michael phelps wins 100 meter butterfly in final race before rio olympics
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You know what really breaks my heart? cholesterol.
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Why are there no bungalows in france? because the french have many flaws
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What's the riddle? what has a foot but no legs?
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I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply
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Burger to wed king in most delicious marriage ever
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