CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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If donald trump's hair turns out to be a wig then... there'll be hell toupee.	true
15 photos of hot dudes supporting bernie sanders to make you #feelthebern	false
Snp's record in government means they can't be trusted with full fiscal autonomy	false
Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?	true
Apple just unveiled a new ipod -- remember those?	false
I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys.	true
Top obama adviser dismisses media 'fake' uproar over 'latte salute'	false
Sofia vergara's head & shoulders campaign proves good hair runs in her family (photos)	false
How to make (almost) perfect ice at home	false
Do kids want a social network of their own?	false
How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb? why don't we have both?	true
What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? the fish doesn't know it's plaice.	true
I'm optimistic. my life is only half full of shit.	true
Women should be like a well placed rug you should be able to lay them then leave them	true
Risky meat: will your meal send you to the hospital?	false
Bob dylan didn't attend nobel prize meet-and-greet hosted by president obama	false
Dem senator: gop frustration with donald trump 'ready to boil over'	false
What do eggs say when they're turnt? omelette, fam	true
Ok, ok, six. just get that out of here!	true
Bernie manages to turn a win into a loss	false
Executioner : due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair.	true
My first post. it's also a tech pun. konrad zuse's z1 was so slow it hertz.	true
Indonesia deploys soldiers to protect against marauding monkeys	false
Cancer messed with the wrong b*tch: riddle me this	false
I'd like to join the navajo tribe... i hear they've got great fringe benefits.	true
Haim is back with new song and video shot by paul thomas anderson	false
What app do nervous ppl order on dates? chicken tinders.	true
How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? they leave after the coin toss	true
What is in a virgin candy bar? cherries and nuts	true
Bernard arnault, france's richest man, seeks belgian passport as country weighs tax increases	false
New export opportunities and investment strengthen louisiana-china ties	false
Chuck norris was what willis was talking about.	true
Gay trainer uses new passion to break down barriers with straight men	false
I wish i could vote for hillary clinton twice	false
Legendary producer norman lear says tv is still a place to talk about race	false
How do churches stay so strong? they pray on the weak.	true
Don lemon unloads on kanye west over 'his most shocking claim of all'	false
How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? give it to michael j fox	true
Ferguson? what about fergdudaughter? must have asian parents.	true
Being a parent has made me more resentful -- of everyone	false
Uber to partner with shopify for same-day deliveries	false
What obamacare's successes should tell us about its failures	false
1 fist bump from a cool black dude = 5 years of my white parents loving me.	true
Trump left nearly 4,000 applicants for central american refugee program stranded	false
My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. she calls it her monthly cycle.	true
Underserved kids learn a year's worth of math in 6 weeks, thanks to new app	false
Gravity maxim trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!	true
Obama talks about the crippling partisanship that plagued his presidency	false
The problem with political jokes is that... they get elected.	true
You have so much potential but no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life.	true
A letter to my nephew, born on election night	false
The equality house hit by 7 bullets, graffitied in anti-lgbtq attack	false
I'd kill a two-year-old... ...to get with casey anthony	true
Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code do you have change?	true
5 things everyone should know when first diagnosed with cancer	false
The forever dad: shattering the myth of the self-centered dad	false
If any part of my body touches the shower liner, i call in sick to work.	true
Parents pay more attention to phones than kids during meals (study)	false
The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.	true
Marriage insurance: why even happy couples need prenups	false
This beautiful book of cartoons looks at sports from a gay angle	false
U.s. to seek criminal contempt charge against joe arpaio	false
Trump administration accused of using immigrant kids as 'bait' to catch parents	false
Group wants special prosecutor in police killing of farmworker	false
Columnist's eyes 'can't roll back enough' when sanders plays 'woman card' for trump cia pick	false
Fbi director james comey 'very concerned' about new apple, google privacy features	false
Donald trump is about to get trolled... by a giant penis brigade	false
Mitch mcconnell doesn't think draining the swamp is a 'real concern' of regular people	false
What did the german clock maker say to the broken clock? ve haff vays of making you tock!	true
I tried to explain what a double entendre is but it's sooo hard.	true
My sweatpants just greeted me at the door like a loyal dog.	true
Dr. toy talks about trends in toys and play towards technology	false
What a vacation from facebook can teach you about life	false
The military can't come up with a name for its war against isis. we're here to help.	false
What's a statistician's favorite form of art? data-ism	true
Want a slutty costume? dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important.	true
Patrick stewart reads hilariously bad reviews of iconic tourist attractions	false
2020 new york presidential candidates: cuomo v. gillibrand	false
There are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq, chuck norris lives in oklahoma.	true
Olympics officials confirm opening ceremony hit by cyberattack	false
Whats black and thin and all over my private parts? dead african children	true
Why did the duck flying in the sky get shot? michael j fox was hunting rabbits.	true
Mitt romney: i'm still not running for president, ok?	false
Study suggests mobile devices could raise skin cancer risk	false
Senate confirms federal judge rated 'not qualified' to serve	false
What time does a mechanic wake up? oily!	true
That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high.	true
How many feminist does it take to screw srser ? none, even feminist have standarts	true
I want to start a customizable shoe store in canada i'm gonna call it it's all about you	true
How do you get pikachu on the bus? poke 'em on!	true
Mad men season 5, episode 5 style recap: plaid blazers prevail	false
What do you call gay sound waves? faghertz	true
Gowanus canal pollution: photos by william miller show devastating beauty of toxic channel	false
No matter the medium, a well done burger joke is rare	true
Why do french people love to eat snails? because they can't stand fast food	true
John oliver shows just how f**king infuriating the equifax data breach is	false
Everything you ever wanted to know about buying airfares cheap	false
Sarah silverman walks back tweet urging military coup against trump	false
I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people.	true
Your mama is so fat... she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.	true

If donald trump's hair turns out to be a wig then... there'll be hell toupee.

true

15 photos of hot dudes supporting bernie sanders to make you #feelthebern

false

Snp's record in government means they can't be trusted with full fiscal autonomy

false

Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?

true

Apple just unveiled a new ipod -- remember those?

false

I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys.

true

Top obama adviser dismisses media 'fake' uproar over 'latte salute'

false

Sofia vergara's head & shoulders campaign proves good hair runs in her family (photos)

false

How to make (almost) perfect ice at home

false

Do kids want a social network of their own?

false

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb? why don't we have both?

true

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? the fish doesn't know it's plaice.

true

I'm optimistic. my life is only half full of shit.

true

Women should be like a well placed rug you should be able to lay them then leave them

true

Risky meat: will your meal send you to the hospital?

false

Bob dylan didn't attend nobel prize meet-and-greet hosted by president obama

false

Dem senator: gop frustration with donald trump 'ready to boil over'

false

What do eggs say when they're turnt? omelette, fam

true

Ok, ok, six. just get that out of here!

true

Bernie manages to turn a win into a loss

false

Executioner : due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair.

true

My first post. it's also a tech pun. konrad zuse's z1 was so slow it hertz.

true

Indonesia deploys soldiers to protect against marauding monkeys

false

Cancer messed with the wrong b*tch: riddle me this

false

I'd like to join the navajo tribe... i hear they've got great fringe benefits.

true

Haim is back with new song and video shot by paul thomas anderson

false

What app do nervous ppl order on dates? chicken tinders.

true

How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? they leave after the coin toss

true

What is in a virgin candy bar? cherries and nuts

true

Bernard arnault, france's richest man, seeks belgian passport as country weighs tax increases

false

New export opportunities and investment strengthen louisiana-china ties

false

Chuck norris was what willis was talking about.

true

Gay trainer uses new passion to break down barriers with straight men

false

I wish i could vote for hillary clinton twice

false

Legendary producer norman lear says tv is still a place to talk about race

false

How do churches stay so strong? they pray on the weak.

true

Don lemon unloads on kanye west over 'his most shocking claim of all'

false

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? give it to michael j fox

true

Ferguson? what about fergdudaughter? must have asian parents.

true

Being a parent has made me more resentful -- of everyone

false

Uber to partner with shopify for same-day deliveries

false

What obamacare's successes should tell us about its failures

false

1 fist bump from a cool black dude = 5 years of my white parents loving me.

true

Trump left nearly 4,000 applicants for central american refugee program stranded

false

My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. she calls it her monthly cycle.

true

Underserved kids learn a year's worth of math in 6 weeks, thanks to new app

false

Gravity maxim trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!

true

Obama talks about the crippling partisanship that plagued his presidency

false

The problem with political jokes is that... they get elected.

true

You have so much potential but no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life.

true

A letter to my nephew, born on election night

false

The equality house hit by 7 bullets, graffitied in anti-lgbtq attack

false

I'd kill a two-year-old... ...to get with casey anthony

true

Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code do you have change?

true

5 things everyone should know when first diagnosed with cancer

false

The forever dad: shattering the myth of the self-centered dad

false

If any part of my body touches the shower liner, i call in sick to work.

true

Parents pay more attention to phones than kids during meals (study)

false

The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.

true

Marriage insurance: why even happy couples need prenups

false

This beautiful book of cartoons looks at sports from a gay angle

false

U.s. to seek criminal contempt charge against joe arpaio

false

Trump administration accused of using immigrant kids as 'bait' to catch parents

false

Group wants special prosecutor in police killing of farmworker

false

Columnist's eyes 'can't roll back enough' when sanders plays 'woman card' for trump cia pick

false

Fbi director james comey 'very concerned' about new apple, google privacy features

false

Donald trump is about to get trolled... by a giant penis brigade

false

Mitch mcconnell doesn't think draining the swamp is a 'real concern' of regular people

false

What did the german clock maker say to the broken clock? ve haff vays of making you tock!

true

I tried to explain what a double entendre is but it's sooo hard.

true

My sweatpants just greeted me at the door like a loyal dog.

true

Dr. toy talks about trends in toys and play towards technology

false

What a vacation from facebook can teach you about life

false

The military can't come up with a name for its war against isis. we're here to help.

false

What's a statistician's favorite form of art? data-ism

true

Want a slutty costume? dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important.

true

Patrick stewart reads hilariously bad reviews of iconic tourist attractions

false

2020 new york presidential candidates: cuomo v. gillibrand

false

There are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq, chuck norris lives in oklahoma.

true

Olympics officials confirm opening ceremony hit by cyberattack

false

Whats black and thin and all over my private parts? dead african children

true

Why did the duck flying in the sky get shot? michael j fox was hunting rabbits.

true

Mitt romney: i'm still not running for president, ok?

false

Study suggests mobile devices could raise skin cancer risk

false

Senate confirms federal judge rated 'not qualified' to serve

false

What time does a mechanic wake up? oily!

true

That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high.

true

How many feminist does it take to screw srser ? none, even feminist have standarts

true

I want to start a customizable shoe store in canada i'm gonna call it it's all about you

true

How do you get pikachu on the bus? poke 'em on!

true

Mad men season 5, episode 5 style recap: plaid blazers prevail

false

What do you call gay sound waves? faghertz

true

Gowanus canal pollution: photos by william miller show devastating beauty of toxic channel

false

No matter the medium, a well done burger joke is rare

true

Why do french people love to eat snails? because they can't stand fast food

true

John oliver shows just how f**king infuriating the equifax data breach is

false

Everything you ever wanted to know about buying airfares cheap

false

Sarah silverman walks back tweet urging military coup against trump

false

I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people.

true

Your mama is so fat... she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

true