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Is this the krusty crab? no! this is patrick!
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What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? a double cheese bourger.
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Poll shows many americans agree with hillary clinton that women and men should be paid the same
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Women in business: gloria pitagorsky, managing director/executive producer, heard city
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What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? porta-hello
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Why you shouldn't shun your friends who support trump
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50 'snl' gifs for the 38th season premiere
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Texas grandmother freed by obama heading back to prison
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What kind of batteries does a harvard undergrad use? aaa
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The good, the bad, and the ugly of student loans
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Videos emerging amid gaza protests spark concern over israel’s response
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What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? get the fork outta here!
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Why the higgs boson is so respected by other particles? he decides who gets some ass.
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21 stellar thanksgiving side dishes you can make ahead of time
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My **** is like a bronze medal... everyone gets it, no one wants it
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Oh look what the cat dragged in cat: quick we need 20lbs of lye and two shovels
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Nancy pelosi describes donald trump's vote fraud claims as strange, sad
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Why can't you trust snakes ? they speak with forked tongues !
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This rescued mink just discovered the joy of being in water
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Rick scott declares state of emergency in florida as tropical storm erika approaches
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Students stage sit-in for gun control outside paul ryan's office, get arrested
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How many nuns are there in a temple? nun.
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Spider-man teams up with earth hour to become first superhero ambassador (video)
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What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip!!
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Obama immigration win at supreme court could benefit trump
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During your depression: a letter to my grandfather (part 3 of 4)
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A history of vegetable metaphors, from cool cukes to couch potatoes
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Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? i do!
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Confessional: help me process my conversation with a trump supporter
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A violent criminal's athletic record doesn't matter. end of story.
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Iran decries supreme court ruling in favor of terror victims as 'theft'
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Want to hear a joke about potassium? k.
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A man tried to find a restaurant using apple maps
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Meet the instagram star elevating black contemporary art
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Fondue and vision boards: a new take on new year's traditions
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What is the difference between a siberian husky and an alaskan husky? about 1500 miles.
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What do you call a know-it-all mexican? a solution manuel
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And here we attempt to illustrate yoko ono's most beguiling tweets
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I am a buddhist atheist, i hope i'm reincarnated as a atheist buddhist.
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A reflection on parenting one year after the oak creek massacre
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Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? to study abroad.
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A letter to my daughter on her 6th birthday
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The best places to go to be your wild, single self after a breakup
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When do you know that you are getting old? when you have babies on purpose
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'13 hours: the secret soldiers of benghazi' allows audiences to politicize the movie
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Shades of truth: the many ways we lie
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Is it cocky to have 2 penises? i think its 2 cocky.
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Rolling stones tour: band rumored to kick off north american tour in may
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Why was vladimir late to gym class? cause he was putin his shoes on xd
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Survivinginfidelity.com founder on how she got caught cheating (video)
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Jane seymour and james keach: twenty years married, why doesn't it get easier?
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My girlfriend is like my car... stolen property
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Nestle to switch to cage-free eggs in u.s. by 2020
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Awesome america: 51 facts and attractions you need to check out
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This is how you visualize the heartbeat of a city
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How does harry potter get down the stairs? by walking. j.k. rowling...
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Fortification follies: lipstick on a pig for breakfast, lunch and dinner
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Why do circumcised men lack jedi brethren? the procedure removes their force-kin.
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Why is peter pan always flying around? because he can never never land
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James corden honors 'diverse' and 'brilliant' london in wake of terror attack
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Italy changes law to make all markets give unsold food to super needy keep it going
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The consequences of electing trump... there will be heil toupee
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'baby&me': new evian commercial features babies dancing (video)
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Missing naacp leader who vanished after posting cryptic facebook video found unharmed (update)
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Black friday store hours: walmart, best buy, target, and other store opening and closing times
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I often ask myself what's wrong with me? and the answer is always you can't drink at work
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Malala yousafzai, kailash satyarthi win nobel peace prize
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An exclusive first look at gucci's fall 2015 campaign
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Reagan adviser slams trump rally speech as 'most divisive ever' from a president
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Q: what connects the computers in sauron's office? a: a tolkien ring network.
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What the nsa say to nasa? you're a day late and a dolla short!
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'blasphemy' and 'terrorism' are catchall phrases to repress dissent
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Trump's worst positions aren't 'un-american.' they're flashbacks to our ugly history.
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Mind-boggling optical illusion will make you think you can't see straight
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Watch driver's terrifying close call as an oncoming car corkscrews out of control
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Keith olbermann: the nra should be branded a terrorist organization
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Did hear about the explosion at the kosher bread factory in berlin? it was a challahcaust.
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The 12 must-have ingredients for a good day with kids
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I took my son to the zoo yesterday. really did they accept him?
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Elle style awards 2014 red carpet features lots of leggy looks (photos)
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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital? in the icu.
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Pope celebrates mass in havana, warns against dangers of ideology
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Why don't deaf guys eat pusseh? they never heard of it.
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In adelson’s newsroom, looser purse strings and a tighter leash
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3 easy steps to improve your health and wellness
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Courtesy of my 8-year-old : knock knock who's there europe europe who? no, you're a poo!
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? steer wars.
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State lawmakers want feds to respect their marijuana laws
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Toddler rescued from car 14 hours after plunge into utah river
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The fantasy of flight: tadashi shoji, fall 2015 collection
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Mommyish presents the laid-back mom's guide to navigating the pta
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If you ever need anything, just ask. but also, please never need anything.
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What do you call a constipated german? far-from-poopin
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How the water bench 'sofa' is helping address tight water supplies (photos)
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What do you call an arab who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist motherfucker.
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Is no one legally liable for a defectively installed handicap accessible shower bench?
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Golden man won't win oscar for for hit-and-run crash
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Muzzling jurors and transparency in the bill cosby trial
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The strange experience that caused me to get off match.com
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How many australians have been killed by ebola? just one, phillip hughes
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