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This 13-year-old's donald trump song speaks for an entire nation
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Coffee rules everything around me. c.r.e.a.m. get the sugar. java java beans, y'all.
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What's better than a violin on your bed? a fiddle between the sheets
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Who is jay gatsby's favorite comic book character? deadpool.
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A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking she tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven.
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What do you call a snake that studies past events? a hissssstorian.
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Governor accused of blackmail tied to 2 others accused of sexual misconduct
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The only b word you should ever call a woman is beautiful bitches love being called beautiful
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Producer gary janetti talks new pbs sitcom vicious and lgbt issues (audio)
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The most outrageous celebrity outfits of the summer
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If nerds play rpgs, what do geeks play? rbgs.
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I want to tell a kidney joke... but its just offal.
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Matthew morrison says his 'heart is broken' over alleged dog abuse on film set
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Why did candycain go to jail? because he killed candy-abel
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Announcing the 2013 list of america's 11 most endangered historic places
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There's an anti-beyonce protest planned, because the hate is real
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I once lost my thesaurus... and i couldn't find the words to describe how upset i was.
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'nasty women' art shows raise over $50,000 for planned parenthood
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I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down. life is hard.
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Chris rock, michael b. jordan, octavia spencer to headline mlk celebration
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*pulls your panties to the side* *tries to remember how i even ended up wearing your panties*
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Talking book: a conversation with macy gray and her take on stevie wonder's classic album
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What's big grey and flies straight up ? an elecopter !
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To get to the other side. why did the chicken use the time machine?
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Q) what do you call a group of 8 rabbits? a) rabbyte!
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'bachelor' stars ben higgins and lauren bushnell are in couples therapy
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Martha stewart on health, aging gracefully and how she de-stresses
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Mayor de blasio postpones italian vacation in light of man's chokehold death
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Reza aslan blasts paul ryan, descendant of immigrants, for supporting muslim ban
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Dentist 1: yes dentist 2: yes dentist 3: yes dentist 4: yes dentist 5: not so fast...
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Hurricane sandy, lgbtq youth and the power of community organizing
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How many jews died in the holocaust? not enough.
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I did a theatrical performance on puns... it was a play on words. i'll let myself out.
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Why did the pigeon hate the crow? because he was in the coo klux klan
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What do you call a donkey in space? a wild asstronaught.
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Think outside the easter basket: more fun, less sugar
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Why do russians like pho so much? it's so-viet.
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Bed wetters let it go straight to voicemail when nature calls.
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Gaza and palestinian leadership: the more it changes, the more it gets worse
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What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? male fraud.
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Charles barkley did the funniest little dance after villanova won
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What did the fisherman say to the magician? pick a cod, pick any cod.
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North west and penelope disick are the real little mermaids
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Oh, fox news! lol! you wacky, bigoted fucks!
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Every tweet ever tweeted begins with an implied none of y'all asked my opinion, but ...
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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb? one, but it takes 7 years.
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How do crabs get out of hospitals? on crotches.
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At first i didn't like beards, but then they grew on me
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Dallas cowboys draft star basketball player rico gathers
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*sees dead cat on the road. walk it off buddy, you got 8 more.
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What's black, white and red all over? south africa
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Bear brain surgery: first-ever cranial procedure performed on asiatic black bear (photos)
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What's white on top and black on the bottom? a: society.
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Avoiding deadly dehydration: 8 vital questions to ask yourself before you hike
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Why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad i didn't say banana?
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My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven. just how i was raised.
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'violent' video games don't cause later aggression in kids, according to new longitudinal study
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Tsa finds marijuana smuggled in peanut butter jar
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Facing my blind spot: a story of becoming self-aware
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What do you call a security blanket for a mentally handicapped person? a downs comforter.
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We need to support women in nepal more than ever
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Officer: do you know why i'm standing here? me: you got all c's in high school?
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I shot my first turkey today! scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though.
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What do you call a rapping computer? mac-klemore
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Hey, do you like wind? no. i'm not a fan.
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Divorced brides: wedding pictures become works of art
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A poem by stevie wonder roses are black violets are black everything is black i can't see.
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Kobe bryant told jordan clarkson to stop playing 'like a light-skinned dude'
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Please, call me seahorse. mr. seahorse was my mother.
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Muslim workers claim they were forced to choose between keeping religion or job
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If you grew up in the '90s, you wanted to be these girls
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Vandalized arizona mosque flooded with support from interfaith allies
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Nearly one million affected by flooding in myanmar
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What are the three worst words to hear while having sex? honey, i'm home!
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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about america? because freedom rings.
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I just saw avatar and i've got one thing to say: blue man group rocked!
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You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
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Huffpost hill - america struggles to explain latest biden gaffe to children
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I'm not a recluse, i'm just playing hard to get with society.
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Taylor swift throws baby shower, invites a thousand of her closest friends
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Brain 'stones' found in man with celiac disease
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Education department nears deal with student loan giant over cheating troops
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Hellacious why'd the lawyer go to heaven? hell was full.
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What do you call the guy who graduates last place in his medical class. doctor
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All growz up with melinda hill: maria bamford
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How is american beer like having sex in a canoe? because it's fucking close to water.
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My friends are taking me to a restaurant called doghouse is that a korean place?
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How do the russian people feel about their government? they're putin up with it.
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Korea pageant contestants all look strikingly similar, commenters find (photos)
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Suicide car bomber attacks militia compound, killing at least 54 in yemen
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Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm
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Carrie fisher, mark hamill & harrison ford reunited at the 'star wars' comic-con panel
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Here’s what trump’s supporters want to see from him
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Heidi klum hosts mtv europe music awards in 8 versace dresses (photos)
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Netflix dropped a trailer for '13 reasons why' and it is dark
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Why can't a schizophrenic kleptomaniac become president? he always takes office clothes.
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Uranus has been the butt of many jokes. it's the gassiest of all planets.
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Widower reunited with 300+ memories of late wife
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What women in engineering are saying in the south
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What the health care decision means to us
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