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Sir, you cannot fish here! don't worry, i'm just teaching my worm to swim.
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‘catfishing’ over love interest might have spurred uva gang-rape debacle
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Stephen colbert leads 360-degree tour of his studio for the superfans
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Michael j. fox teams up with the white house on 'back to the future' day
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What do neutrinos and i have in common. we are both constantly penetrating your mom.
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What do you call a liver transplant? a delivery.
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Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science.
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My stepdad hates it when i call him bernie... he's really sensitive a about his scars...
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Just a reminder of what day is today.. 9/11
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Seth meyers points out that ‘the mummy’ is more popular than trumpcare
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Today's a beautiful day... after all, nothing beats mayweather.
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Baked potato eggs from gimme some oven are amazing (photo)
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This robot creates art, basically, the same way we do
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What time did the man go to the dentist tooth hurt-y
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It's not you, it's me. - humidity, to heat
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I don't care about being half naked on the internet
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Son, your chimpanzee girlfriend is tearing this family apart.
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You know what they say about location in real estate? not much but they say it three times.
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What's green then turns red really quickly? a frog in a blender
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Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.
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Jeffrey tambor was 'humbled' when he met caitlyn jenner
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Gps guide: heidi hanna's 3 tools for achieving clarity and presence
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Why couldn't the lizard have any children? it had a reptile dysfunction!
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An incredible treehouse that would never, ever be found in a backyard (photos, video)
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What do you call a pony that sleeps around a whorse
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What footwear does hilary clinton wear to the beach? flip flops or scandals!
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Why couldn't stevie wonder see his friends? because he was married.
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What did the geologist say at the chinese restaurant? may i have eurasian plate?
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Sprint cell phone customer gets trapped in auto bill-pay nightmare
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I find the best way to deal with death is not to be the person who is dead.
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Miley cyrus and alicia keys are joining 'the voice'
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Have you ever had ethiopian food? no, neither have they.
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5 common skincare mistakes you need to stop making (video)
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Yo mama is so fat... yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!
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High stakes for trump in vote on health care plan
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When you talk about ip addresses of an ipad do you call it ipaddress?
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My superhero name is typoman. i am the writer of wrongs.
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Champagne, the golden globe awards and idiot shenanigans
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Under the rainbow at omaha's bemis center for contemporary arts
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Netflix is red, xanax is blue. put them together for a fun afternoon.
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What does a man eat when he cannot run off with his girlfriend? cantaloupe
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Can you spot me, bro? - waldo, at the gym
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Michelle obama election night 2012: a purple repeat! (photos)
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Dentist sign reads kgb dentistry the sign continued, we are putin in your filling.
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Saturday wins best day 47,000th week in a row.
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I hate spelling errors so much. you mix up two letters and your whole post is urined
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What is a jewish delima? a free ham.
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I totally nailed that guy - roman soldiers
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What you should know about your spouse's money
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Paula patton and robin thicke star in first ever rémy martin commercial (video)
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The pothead stereotype lives, even among americans ready to legalize marijuana
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What is a pirates favorite file type? .rar
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Trump's defense secretary presided over civilian slaughter in fallujah
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If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'... you should listen more at funerals.
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Workout apps that keep track of your fitness regimen
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What do you call a gay dinosaur? gagsalotofdong
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How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch? pay for the pizza.
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A patron kicked out of a bar. who is a drunk and belligerent alex trebek?
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Reuters: sources contradict sessions' testimony he opposed russia outreach
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Jimmy kimmel has an ingenious plan to keep donald trump off twitter
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Q: who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas? a: billy the squid.
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Why are turn signals great workers? when they get tired and burn out, they work twice as hard.
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Taylor schilling's racy, red-hot golden globes dress is beautiful
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Can you guess the oscar-nominated films just from these emojis?
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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Democrats to trump nominees: show us your taxes
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Mason jar cocktail shaker was bound to be invented sometime (photo)
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So i'm not allowed near petting zoos... .. or as i prefer to call them, heavy petting zoos.
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Why does uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?
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Why were the seven dwarfs kicked out of the bar? because they were miners... xd
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2015: this is our son, aiden. 2016: this is our son, lemonaiden.
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I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - insecurity guard
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No longer burdened as the keeper of things
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Russia's gay community opposes sochi olympics boycott calls
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Leading up to the wedding (name) has been on a whiskey diet. his lost three days already.
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Stephen colbert is considering 'giving up hope' for lent because of donald trump
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Benefit mascara ad puts male private parts front and center (video)
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Get rid of dating stress with these simple steps
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Netflix's 'mystery science theater 3000' revival now has a release date and cast photo
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Trump isn't draining the swamp. he’s hiding it.
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Bernie sanders, hillary clinton fail to answer simple lead pipe question
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What airlines and airports are doing to make travel less stressful
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A makeshift school in aleppo offers safer education amid bombings
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Do you know how to make holy water? you boil the hell out of it
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I like freudian slips as much as the next gay.
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I don't think i'm ready for the emotional commitment of ordering a happy meal.
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How do indian chiefs send messages? by teepee-mail!
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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? he split a seam in his blue ones.
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Toni annette medrano, mom who allegedly fell asleep on baby, charged in his death
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I remember when my dad was a drinker i also remember when he was a alive.
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New york wants to make it easier for new yorkers to say their piece
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Cooling trend - 3 distinct hand bags that will do the trick this summer
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*eats a lean cuisine *20 minutes go by. *devours entire pizza hut store...including employees.
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Baseball! all the excitement of football squeezed conveniently into 162 five-hour games!
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How to raise good (and safe) kids these days
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My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!
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In order to catch herpes... you need to think like a herpe.
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Nearly half our power could come from rooftop solar panels
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5 shot, 3 dead in christmas shooting outside new jersey go-go bar
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What did adam say to his wife on the day before christmas? it's christmas, eve!
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