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My friends keep telling me i'm in the closet. i just tell them it's narnia business.
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Is there something called your mama so foreign...-jokes? please share if you have any, no rules o.o
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What do you call a cow that plays with itself? beef stroganoff
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How anil markandya created the idea of a 'green economy'
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I call my weed the quran... because every time i burn it i get stoned.
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House tour: designer suzi west makes the most of her 200-square-foot brooklyn studio (video)
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How do you pick up a girl from auschwitz..... with a broom and a dustpan.
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How too make a redditor gets mad. oh is easy. all you need are too fuck you're english.
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This memorial day, let us honor but also resolve
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Cooking off the cuff: tomato risotto. just tomato risotto.
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What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you stop milking a cow after 10 years
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I have a victoria's secret model's body!! (in my basement)
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Q: why does a dog wag it's tail? - a: no one else will do it for them
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Golfer vows to donate earnings to houston, then wins tournament
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Trump's lawyer probably won’t be disciplined for 'watch your back, bitch' emails
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A really hot girl walks into a bar... brb
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A pill a day to keep hiv away for young south africans
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Travel tuesday: summer scenes from los angeles beaches
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Knock knock who's there? allah allah who? allahu ackbar! /r/unexpectedjihad
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You hang up. no, you hang up. - movie theater workers arguing about hanging movie poster for up.
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I need a joke for my boss i need a clean, clean languaged jokes.
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When i'm at the mall, i carry a purse around so people think i have a girlfriend
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What do you call a class for dumb gingers? speckle-ed.
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What is the best way to stop a politician? a really strong gust of wind.
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What do you call 5 people sitting in two rows? tetris
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A long list of celebrities just joined the fight to bring marielle franco's killer to justice
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Democrats projected to win pennsylvania district that went heavily for trump
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My dog just fell off the bed. i'm glad i'm not the only one drunk around here.
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I'm so torn on circumcision. i mean, you're either foreskin or against it.
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Caitlyn jenner lashes back at nc governor who told her to use men's shower
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What's the best part about living in flint, michigan? leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!
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Series on women changing the world: mercy annapoorni, india
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My nickname is spaghetti because i'm 20 inches and hot water makes me floppy.
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What do you call a red-headed baker? a ginger-bread man
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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? calculust
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What do you call a muslim basketball player's best move? islam dunk
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What does a scottish cat say? mee yew!
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I have often wanted to drown my sorrows. but, i can't get my wife to go swimming.
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The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.
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Government shutdown nears but congress, white house ‘a long ways’ from daca deal
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What did one dog say to the other? how the fuck should i know, i don't speak dog.
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I'm tired of being dissed by automated restroom paper towel dispensers.
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Working mom shuts down troll who suggests she should quit her job
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Delta's now serving a bunch of hipster beer
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I like my reddit posts like i like my internet search history
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Without women a world without women would be a pain in the ass.
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What do you get when you have sex with an alligator? gatoraids
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I bet r/clocks is blowing up right now.
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Gather around celebrating the stories of the season
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Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? to increase *gross interest*!
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I lost 15 pounds so far, another 15 to go, but... i do not want to get circumsized
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Jennifer hudson's son poses with mommy in princess costume (photo)
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Top trump adviser steve bannon out from white house
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My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. this parenting thing is bullshit.
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I once ate an entire pack of rope i shit you knot.
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Dance like no one is watching! comment like you don't live in your mom's basement!
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Poor kids at sandy hook... they wished for books but they just got magazines.
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I'm always frank with my sexual partners. don't want them knowing my real name!!
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Frankly auto correct, i'm getting really tired of your shirt.
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White house praises 'most ambitious climate change agreement in history'
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Celebrate new year's eve all over the world with this livestream
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How do you organize a party in outer space? you planet.
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Why did the otter cross the road? to get to the otter side!
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I had a near-life experience...i nearly quit facebook.
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 4
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Anticipating clashes with trump, california puts eric holder on retainer
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What do you call a gay person from wisconsin? a dairy queen
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This chef's video of a sea urchin will haunt you in your sleep
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How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it!
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Why a new year's theme works better than a resolution
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4 ways to shape up your image in the new year!
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What is the best way to send a letter to the easter bunny? by hare (air) mail.
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Fact: you are having a birthday because chuck norris decided to let you live another year!
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Tips for helping loved ones with memory loss engage in activities
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What do you call a potato kim jong un dropped in his lap? a dicktator.
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Why did everyone bring a quiche to sean connery's party? it was leave your keys at the door.
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The uranus hokes will never get old i just can stop lauging at the planets name.
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Gael garcia bernal, gregory nava among new diversity academy appointees
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Every tedtalk seems like a fake laugh convention.
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'the simpsons' predicted the downfall of toys 'r' us
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Jamie lee curtis style evolution: from dowdy florals to best-dressed list (photos)
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Jeb bush now says humans contribute to climate change
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Silicon valley startup takes aim at mom-and-pop stores, first by stealing their name
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Moonlight: the people behind the tender, surprising film
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So you want to be a radical philanthropist?
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*watches man fall off of bridge on tv.. bartender, can you get me that drunk?
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What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane? a flying saucer.
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Harper's top editor fired after just 3 months
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Who is the musician's best friend? the drummer!
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So i've been thinking the world's getting more pessimistic... what do you fucking retards think?
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What did the saucer say to the teacup? you have a hot bottom.
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen snowballs
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I took a vacation to a city in france. it was nice.
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Celebrate national mutt day by telling us why you love your pooch
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Man proudly displays ostomy bag, urges others to not be ashamed
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A guy from michigan dies and wake up in hell. at least i'm still in michigan.
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The four lessons i learned from lance armstrong
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How to organize your wallet: what stays in and what goes out
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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? society.
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This is just a temporary status...until i think of something better
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