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How did ramadan go? it went by pretty fast!
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Fetty wap could probably get more girls. too bad he's not much of a looker.
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Snap food aid program tied to lower health spending for poor
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What's brown and sticky? muhammed ali opening a can of coke
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Please wake us up when katy perry's 'rise' music video is over
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What do you call an irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? a leperchaun! :d
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What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? house music
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Lenddo's social credit score: how who you know might affect your next loan
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Mimosa and bellini recipes: more ways to drink champagne (photos)
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How are asymptotes like women? you can get close to it, but you can't touch it
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The worst thing about the east coast isn’t the weather
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Anne hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is
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Report: trump's continued search for new fbi chief seen as chaotic
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Republicans ready to push back on obama agenda
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'awoken' by n.y. cop shooting, asian-american activists chart way forward
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Tribeca feature 'women who kill' tackles murder, commitment and food co-ops
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A kid with a speech impediment spends his entire childhood in speech therapy. youthless
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U.s. press freedom ranking falls again, thanks to 'media-bashing enthusiast' trump
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How come know-it-alls don't know how annoying they are?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza? a *pizzza* haha someone pls date me
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Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. i am forever in your debt.
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Anger causes violence: treat it rather than mental illness to stop mass murder.
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The game changer of divorce: a genuine apology
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Company's staff is 80% employees with autism, provides model for other businesses
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Latinos can honor the 43 missing mexican students by calling for 'no more drug war'
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Never kiss a canary. you'll get churpies! (it's a canarial disease).
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'moonlight' saw its best box-office totals yet thanks to best picture win
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3 reasons to do advance care planning on national health care decisions day
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How did the ancient greeks seperate the men from the boys? with a crowbar.
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'healthy' smokers still face cell damage, study shows
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#whitehousescentedcandles prove that something in there sure smells
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What do you call a constipated optimist? a half ass full kind-a guy!
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I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate.
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Apple will probably introduce a new iphone sept. 9
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Climate pact is an 'act of defiance' after paris attacks, obama says
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'wardrobing' fraud harder to commit thanks to obtrusive new tags (video)
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California lawmakers want uc davis chancellor to resign
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Gps guide: carla ardito's simple steps to use your breath (photos)
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What's the worst thing about a ray rice joke? the punch line.
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What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? boy-scout comes back from the camp
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Cate blanchett golden globes dress 2014 puts her back on the fashion map
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Iowa 'sticker kid' steals the spotlight during hillary clinton's caucus speech
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People think having crabs is a bad thing. still, at least something's sucking my cock.
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‘bachelor in paradise’ star claims his character is being 'assassinated'
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Young and entrepreneurial: the sky's the limit for skyler logsdon
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Why do rednecks love sandwiches? because they're inbred too.
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It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions i can fit in a day.
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This is a long one but here goes... knock knock
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Customs and border protection apologizes for employee's sign aimed at mexican trick-or-treaters
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Giving to charity: how much can i deduct from my taxes?
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I hate when people judge me because i have tattoos i will only date people with tattoos
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Comey isn’t the reason trump is the gop’s nixon nightmare
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Tax code altered more than once per day on average since 2001
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Michelle wolf's netflix trailer gives us a closer look at her new show
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Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass b*tches..
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A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him miles
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What do you call a muslim optician who doesn't give a fuck about his patients? asif eyecare
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What do you call five tomatoes? a tom-a-foot! in europe, they call it a tom-a-meter.
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Fbi director defends remarks that chinese people in u.s. pose threats
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Bisexual women reveal the keys to their best sexual experiences
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Kylie jenner reveals her hair is 'destroyed' in snapchat video
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New sat to bring back 1600-point scale -- with optional essay
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What would you call a democrat and republican coming together as one in the bible? a bernie bush
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Cool aquariums: 10 fish tanks that will relax you (photos)
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Why don't native americans like snow? we don't like anything white on our land.
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Verily magazine's no-photoshop policy proves it can be done
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Scientists say, six out of seven dwarves are not happy. -- as seen on qi.
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Au don't you dare downvote. that joke was pure gold.
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Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms..... knock knock who's there? not sarah!
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Did you hear about that kid that had sex with his teacher? yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving.
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There are two kinds of people in this world those who finish what they started and
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What does a bee do with his stinger at night? put it in his honey.
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Beyond salad: 11 more creative ways to eat kale
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Newspapers react to 'horror' and 'carnage' of nice terror attack
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Kristen wiig, hannah simone and more in this week's best and worst beauty (photos)
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No matter how tough you think you are, there's always a closed pistachio ready to mess you up.
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The rolling stones should have a reunion tour and call it rolling stones gather no mas
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Why are jews so good in school? they were taught how to concentrate well.
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Wife of thunder assistant monty williams dies in car accident
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Are you living your eulogy or your résumé?
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What kind of seagull flies over a bay? a bay-gull
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Guns beaten into garden tools by pennsylvania peacemakers
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The dark side of farmville: when social media and mobile gaming go too far
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3 tips for traveling where you don't know the language
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Letting go of love: how to feel loved even when your relationship is ending
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Chrissy teigen tags instagram in nude photo of john legend
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The fbi's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary kardashian.
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What is a gay horse's favorite meal? haaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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I'm going to put my grandmother on speed dial. i'll call it instagram.
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A one-woman show explores the fragmented life of frida kahlo
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Did an nfl player just get cut for promoting marijuana over pills?
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Tom gauld's deceptively simple comics hold a mirror to human hypocrisies
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Friends are a lot like trees... they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.
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The real trailer for netflix's 'unfortunate events' series is here
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Prenuptial agreements . . . why have one?
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What did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots??
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Pentagon retweets that donald trump should 'resign from the presidency'
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What is dj khaled's favorite number? 11, because it is another 1.
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Change one thing and everything changes: mandela's lesson
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Feel younger than your age? you'll likely live longer
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