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Diary of a young professional: dang it! i have to network
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Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.
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Let's say our goodbyes to these terrible beauty trends of 2015
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What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !
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We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?
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Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment
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Community collection's joomi lim bracelet buys orthopedic dog beds for senior pooches (photos)
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What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? a shitty-sore-ass.
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This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies
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I asked my french friend if he watched superbowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in europe.
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Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing
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I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.
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5 ways to have a better relationship with food
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People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel
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Coworkers: hey! it's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! me: where?
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If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?
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5 ways to connect with a dying loved one
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A guy walks into a bar... he said ouch.
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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common? they're both catholics.
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Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.
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Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine
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Fat jokes in children's movies are a lot more common than you think
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Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'
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I have a lot in common with my brake rotors.. we're both warped and barely functioning.
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I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am
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My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. i think he must have slept funny.
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Santa claus obesity: santa is getting fatter, may be bad influence on children
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I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.
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I saw a group of children crying during my visit to kiev so i said, what ukraine for?
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Nasa spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. russia putin a pencil.
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Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher
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The one diet that can cure most disease: part i
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I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?
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There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015
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If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.
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Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?
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I named my eraser confidence it gets smaller every time i make a mistake.
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‘black panther’ female warriors take center stage in new spinoff
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9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent
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What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)
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Yesterday i gave my seat to a blind man today i lost my job as a bus driver
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What do you call a short mexican? a paragraph, hes not a full essay yet.
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Apple eyes fix for chip flaw leaving consumers without secure web browsing
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Dark humor is like food... not everyone get it...
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So many good trailers; so few good movies.
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Press play for politics: my struggle to compose a georgian weapon against russia
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There is a james brown impersonator in south korea. he's known as the godfather of seoul.
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What's the difference between trump and bush? trump builds towers and bush knocks them down.
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Books keep falling on my head.... i've only got myshelf to blame
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How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister's chin.
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My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.
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I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton
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This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser
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Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)
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Lucasfilm & disney aren't too fond of amy schumer's gq cover
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What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.
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What’s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with
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We just completed a full year of record-hot months
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Eu doesn't want the u.s. spying on european citizens
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Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor
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Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.
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If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering
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What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.
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I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.
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Q: how old is tyrion lannister? a: peter dinkl-age
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Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life
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Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)
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Pinocchio lizard rediscovered in ecuador after being thought extinct for 50 years
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Porn actress confirmed trump affair in unpublished 2011 interview
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Chewbacca just got himself a 'chewbacca mom' mask
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Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill
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If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies
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I don't have any white friends, so i guess you could call me... crackalackin
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Cara delevingne gets candid about her battle with depression
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For a legendary weekend like neil patrick harris, drink this
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10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat
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Where is the biggest jews concentration? in the air.
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I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.
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If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded
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Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!
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University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies
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Is okay to laugh if hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?
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You know what's a cool job?: mirror inspector i could really see my self doing it.
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Do you know why lions eat raw meat? because lions don't know how to cook.
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Michelle obama 'let's move!' tour: two outfits, one day! (photos)
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Britain's largest cave, gaping gill, is magical and you can explore it
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A man walks into a bar and goes right through it because hes a t1000
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Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story
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Chuck norris doesn't step on toes. chuck norris steps on necks.
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Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.
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Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog
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How do we know cats are communists? all they ever say is mao.
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You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.
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How to evolve your egg sandwich in five easy steps
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This might just be the worst slide in the world
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Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented
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Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger... at least one of them anyway.
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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? because he didn't want to be recognised !
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Why ecuador will always be the ultimate retirement haven
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Jon stewart's farewell to fox news: ‘adios, motherf**kers!'
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