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Why new drug approvals are at a six-year low in the u.s.
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Celebrity divorce: the most surprising splits of summer
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This mayor wants his city to be the first in the u.s. with a supervised heroin injection site
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How to stop worrying and love artificial intelligence
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Sprout home plant of the week: chinese lantern
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What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? a jewish submarine.
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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? there are twenty of them.
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Made plans to exercise with a friend and now i have to go get in a car accident.
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Struggling to talk to your teenager? the greatest lesson i ever learned.
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Price difference between these near-identical bags is astounding
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What does an iphone 7 and the titanic have in common? the end has no jack.
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Dwayne wade's ex talks custody battle on ‘dr. phil'
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I put my phone on airplane mode and now i can't find it...
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Wife: where are our seats? hamlet: 2b... wife: there are people there hamlet: or not 2b
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Dad's fake movie poster gives bedtime with a toddler the dramatic treatment it deserves
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Joke 2 - what weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork? princess arielephant
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'sharps' injuries could pose hiv, hepatitis risk to surgeons
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Seth rogen won't do siriusxm press tour because of steve bannon
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Whats the devil's favorite meal? fillet of soul
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Claire danes and hugh dancy shine at the emmys
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White house wannabes drawing 2016 battle lines in furious money chase
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Do you know how many heart attacks i had to fake before they sent you.
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My best friend's death (wish it were wedding)
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Did you hear, john wayne bobbit got his penis cut off again? isn't that redickless?
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Donald trump and hilary clinton are on a boat that is sinking, who survives? america.
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Welcome to drugs club, todd. i can't believe someone actually answered the ad. you're under arrest.
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Snl's benghazi cold open: jodi arias helps gop lawmakers boost ratings (video)
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Fear of the dark: is it really irrational?
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U.k. rejects petition protecting women from being forced to wear heels at work
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Today's generation omg my parents never let me have anything. via iphone
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Why don't blind people go skydiving? it scares the crap out of their dogs!
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Why did the blonde pull the dildo out before she came? she wasn't on the pill
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Spotlight on athenahacks: why female hackathons are important
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New program seeks to make democrats' campaigns as diverse as their voters
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Why did the guy not draw a circle? because there was no point.
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A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. he was all right
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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? a chauffeur.
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Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!
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'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.
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I'm not a doctor, but i play one on eharmony.
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What toy should you never buy a jewish child? a bulldozer!
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What you need to know before traveling to england
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What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning? he made a booo-ty call
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Bank executive's attempt to keep dui out of the paper backfires spectacularly
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What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline? to get to the other side!
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Spray paint stripes on your simple clutch with this diy (video)
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If you make fun of your significant other's love of hunger games are you.... mockin'bae
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What would be the name of a rock if she's female? rockelle.
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If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? no. the universe uses lossy compression.
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Sweet cakes by melissa, oregon bakery that denied gay couple a wedding cake, closes shop
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New allegation: photographer terry richardson sexually assaulted designer in his studio doorway
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What does a chinese gay man have for dinner? goo of sum yung gai
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Aasif mandvi thinks the resistance will come down to 'who can fight the hardest'
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The archivist's dilemma: q&a with oddball films' stephen parr
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I scream, you scream, we all scream... the ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help.
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Detox from 'rupaul's drag race' discusses her passion for fashion and more
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Here are the most popular throwback jerseys in each state
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Muscle mass made easy: two training methods for beginners
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How does an alzheimer's patient celebrate new years? kissing strangers.
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Back hair shaved into james corden's image is a masterpiece
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A jewish man told me this... knock knock...
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Pregnant meteorologist addresses body shamers with impassioned speech
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Musical marriage proposal: man stages broadway flash mob in chicago (video)
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Bill maher takes on horse meat scandal, slams california vote against gmo label prop (video)
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Stop everything: a 'beauty and the beast'-themed cruise is happening
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What do you call a crappy business man? an entremanure
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Vermont deficit disorder: finding peace in the green mountains (photos, video)
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Most of marco rubio’s delegates will probably still have to vote for him
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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left.
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A photoshopped picture of donald trump is freaking everyone out
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Chicago cubs stars and bill murray make a real song and dance on 'snl'
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What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample? idk.
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Don't iron your four leaf clovers you don't want to press your luck.
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I'm scared of lifts guess i have to take steps to avoid them
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House democrats convene their own hearing to talk about donald trump's conflicts of interest
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Why is alabama the worlds biggest sandwich? because the whole state is inbred
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Doggy style, because sometimes you both just like the same tv show.
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If you're building a time machine, take your time. what's the rush?
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We should make ai and blockchain boost global trade
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Do you know the worst thing about sex? the part where you have to bury them afterwards.
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Parents say school's leggings 'ban' is unfair to girls, 'contributes to rape culture'
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20 of the summer's wackiest art news stories
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What do you call a sick pokemon? pikachoo
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Boko haram killings doubled in past 5 months, amnesty international reports
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How the chinese exclusion act can help us understand immigration politics today
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Three popes walk into a bar. wow, that place is popeular!
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My wife's boss's name is adolfo! i wonder if his family have always been against dolls?
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If i wrote an autobiography i bet it wouldn't sell story of my life..
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Travel like a queen: the royal family's favorite hotels (photos)
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God: adam looks kind of lonely down there. what should i do? frog: ribbit god: haha, alright man
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What happens when bill gates gets mad? he gets philanthro-pissed
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Like drugs for people who don't do drugs. hobbies
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I don't know how to be anything but a patient
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Patriot devin mccourty is not visiting the white house: 'i don't feel accepted'
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Maybe if i swallow enough magnets i'll become attractive.
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Does drinking soda cause depression? not so fast
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Putnam's path forward for 'our kids' should start with the upside-down tax code
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Let greta gerwig and ellen burstyn teach you the art of naming a 'wiener-dog'
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Hillary clinton announces vague plan to 'donate' harvey weinstein campaign money
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Jesus walks into a bar no he didn't, because he isn't real.
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